What can I say? I'm partial to deities who passive-aggressively troll comment boards.
Open thread discussion starter: What delightfully droll behavior would you like your preferred (or hypothetical) deity to engage in during their spare time? I'd be partial to Demeter painting lovely artwork on recycle bins left out over night. As an encouragement, of course.
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Artemis prefers to visit the beach when there's nobody looking and skinny-dip, I suspect.
I see Kali starting flamewars and possibly hanging around /b/. She might even be the patron deity of Anonymous.
I've imagined before that it would be quite refreshing to hear from a deity that it is a pathological liar, but it admits it has a problem and is working it out with its therapist, along with its crippling insecurity. I don't even care if it's lying about the whole "working on it" bit, I just want to hear one of them admit it...
@15794bf69f177d8b378387f69b2e0275 I suspect you'd be hearing that from Loki's mouth. Possibly Anansi, but Anansi is alternatingly full of himself for his cleverness and hungry from a good scheme stretched a little too far.
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