(NOTE: Still being compiled. Fully one billion tweets after the jump.)
Texas Senate is starting, folks. Gonna go get soda and pain pills. #swtw #txlege #hb2 #sb1 http://t.co/qLAzZ5YqeM
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Couple of quick points. If I get Twitter Jail'd while reporting the #swtw #txlege #hb2 #sb1 today, my Twitter Jail account is in my profile.
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
And if you've enjoyed my #swtw #txlege #hb2 #sb1 feed and would like to contribute to my expenses, I take donations: http://t.co/f6vDnOBlaw
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
I #SitForWendy because disabled people need reproductive rights too! #standwithtxwomen #hb2 #txlege pic.twitter.com/kx4gHTJa88
— Hurricane Virginia (@tootwistedtv) July 12, 2013
Dewhurst says they can't take up #HB2 for another 45 minutes. Stand by until 2:30. #swtw #txlege #hb2 #sb1
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Wanna contribute to the Wendy Davis fund? They're asking for $5 donations. #swtw #txlege #hb2 https://t.co/wgr57dz9fx
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Why the hell is DPS looking for tampons? We don't have a constitutional right to bleed? #swtw #txlege #hb2 @VictorianPrude
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
I just don't even. Fucking tampons?! Those are on level with weapons now?! #TXlege HATES women. #swtw #hb2 @VictorianPrude
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Seriously, progressives couldn't have made up a better metaphor than Texas has literally done by banning tampons and protecting guns.
— Brian Stuart (@red3blog) July 12, 2013
Apparently DPS is confiscating them as folks go into the gallery. Because they could be thrown like strawfems do. #txlege #swtw #hb2 @mazzie
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
I've never wanted my period before now, and yet. #txlege #swtw #hb2 @ratchetlawyer @VictorianPrude
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
This is literally true: while the Texas Senate debates female health issues, tampons are forbidden to bring in. Guns are not. LITERALLY.
— maureenjohnson (@maureenjohnson) July 12, 2013
RT @maureenjohnson While the Texas Senate debates female health issues, tampons are forbidden to bring in. Guns are not. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
No one tell the Texas legislature you can also throw a gun. They might ban them. LOL *jk* They won't ban guns. #justtampons
— Brian Stuart (@red3blog) July 12, 2013
I'm so sorry you're stuck in blue because #disability. :( You are brave and amazing and I love you, lady. #txlege #swtw #hb2 @tootwistedtv
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Yeah, I caught that after my tweet. My common sense ASSUMED they wouldn't be. Holy hell. #txlege #swtw #hb2 @misshellbedlam @VictorianPrude
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
So many of you have questions about the tampon/maxipad ban at #txlege! ME TOO. #HB2
— Alyssa Harad (@alyssaharad) July 12, 2013
you can't bring tampons & maxi pads because you might throw them at senators, BUT HANDGUNS ARE TOTALLY COOL, YOU GUYS. #SB1 #HB2 #TXLEGE
— Lauren Rankin (@laurenarankin) July 12, 2013
Dewhurst is opening. He seems nervous. He's warning about "rules of decorum" and no applause. No signs or outbursts. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Dewhurst says that people who disturb the floor will be taken out and beaten with #tampons. #SatireOrIsIt? #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Eltife says "beefed up security" for YOUR safety because small children. Say they'll "maintain decorum" for the session #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Feminism: Tampons and Guns http://t.co/0quELXTw0s #deconstructionfeminism #deconstruction #texas
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Some GOP Senator sat around WORRYING about us throwing tampons+maxipads at him. And then he had his staff talk to DPS! #HB2 #tampongate
— Alyssa Harad (@alyssaharad) July 12, 2013
You couldn't make it up http://t.co/kBXN91agsh http://t.co/zaFNH5lJlN @jkfecke @AnaMardoll #StandWithTXwomen #StandWithIrishWomen #abortion
— Jane Carnall (@EyeEdinburgh) July 12, 2013
Whitmire and Hegar and talking at each other. Nothing interesting to report on, just nervous banter. #txlege #swtw #hb2 #tampongate
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Whitmire is saying that Hegar's bill originally didn't even have the 20-week prohibition. #txlege #swtw #hb2 #tampongate
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Whitmire asks why the clinic regulations, prescription mandate, and 20-week ban were bundled together. #txlege #swtw #hb2 #tampongate
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Whitmire says that MORE senators would vote for the 20-week ban on its own. (Maude save us from our #TXlege.) #swtw #hb2 #tampongate
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Hegar sneeringly announces, "No, I don't read *blogs*." Well, I would ban you in my safe space anyway, buddy, so. #txlege #swtw #hb2 #tampon
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Hegar is proving that there IS something worse than seeing a woman (Laubenberg) push a bill that will hurt women. #txlege #swtw #hb2 #tampon
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Ladies, a reminder that you should get your hangar earrings while they're still legal. #txlege #swtw #hb2 https://t.co/dM98V4oIot
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Wow, it's really wonderful to see Hegar yell over his "friend" Senator Whitmire. With friends like these... #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Whitmire is pointing out that the Republicans have refused to accept ANY amendments to the bill. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
LOL. Hegar mansplains that both sides are equally bad. 'Cause there's the Forced Preggers and the Mandatory Abortionists. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Whitmire compliments Nelson for the blue-orange-blue seating at testimony time. Remember, folks, that Nelson threw @VictorianPrude. #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Can someone who knows @BarackObama please call the #WhiteHouse and tell him about #tampongate. We need our allies! #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Flea markets are selling RU486 rip-offs like wildfire because women are scared and unable to get their meds. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Hegar doesn't want people going to flea markets. Probably because Hegar doesn't want women to get abortions!! (No doy.) #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Christ, that's horrible. I'm sorry you had to see him saying that. @VictorianPrude
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Whitmire asks if Hegar really wants to FORCE someone to carry a pregnancy. Hegar says he's not forcing anyone. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Hegar says 87% of counties don't have clinics, so what does it matter if he shuts down MORE. Whut. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Hegar is giving me heart palpitations. I'm not even kidding. #txlege #swtw #hb2 This is infuriating to watch.
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
West: "Do you believe that a woman has the right to determine her healthcare decisions. The right to choose?" #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
West: "Do you believe a woman should have the ultimate right to termination?" #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Hegar: "There are parameters to that right...Roe is the law of the land today, but." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
West: "Are you aware how many counties in Texas do not have HOSPITALS?" #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
West:"65 of 254 do not have hospitals. 74 counties do not have obstetrics. 139 counties precluded from licensed clinics." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Hegar: "Every hospital has their own admitting privileges process." Sounds efficient and easy to comply with! #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
I love how stern West is being right now. I love it. I love him. He's all "why am I talking to this know-nothing dipshit."#txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Texas in 2013: You can carry a gun into the Texas Legislature but not a tampon. For real. #txlege #swtw
— Charles Clymer (@cmclymer) July 12, 2013
West: "Has there been any other law passed that requires a physician to have privileges at a hospital?" Hegar: No. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Hegar is reading off states with admitting privileges laws. West points out that the legislation is being contested. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Hegar fucking invokes Wisconsin. What is that law, 2 days old? HEGAR ADMITS IT'S 2-DAYS OLD. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Deuell thinks they'll give admitting privileges b/c someone gave HIM privileges despite the fact that he's a fuckhead. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Deuell: "You'll either have privileges or you don't." YES. THAT'S THE PROBLEM. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Sen Deulle still has active admitting privileges. "I'm still active. I don't deliver newborns. I go to meetings." #txlege #HB2
— Nancy Cardenas (@nancycardenas91) July 12, 2013
West: "Why are we singling out this ONE PROCEDURE and saying you must have admitting privileges to do it?" #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Deuell says that "the abortion industry" has been "taking advantage of women" and "not playing by the rules". #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Deuell says "lower income women" are "unsophisticated patients". I SWEAR TO GOD. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Dewhurst just gavelled to keep West from responding to Deuell. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
#tampongate and #txlege trended worldwide within the last 10 minutes .#HB2 pic.twitter.com/D9jhKhBOPT
— Jessica W. Luther (@JessicaLuther) July 12, 2013
Deuell talking about abortion-seekers as "unsophisticated patients" who need the legislature's help. #TXLege #HB2
— Dan Solomon (@dansolomon) July 12, 2013
DEUELL SAYS LOWER INCOME WOMEN ARE UNSOPHISTICATED PATIENTS. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
WOW! Deuell says: minority and lower socioeconomic classes are "less sophisticated" abortion clients. REALLY? #HB2
— David Walton (@dwalton1) July 12, 2013
Deuell: "It's in our constitution that we protect the public." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
#DeuellSmirk is now a hashtag. I DECREE IT. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Deuell claims that abortion complications MUST be higher than reported because it is in other countries. #txlege #swtw #hb2 #DeuellSmirk
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Deuell: "You hear stories... from, um, patients." #txlege #swtw #hb2 #DeuellSmirk
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
West: "So you're calling our Health Department reporters liars-liars-pants-on-fires?" (Paraphrase.) #txlege #swtw #hb2 #DeuellSmirk
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Deuell: "Our current data is incomplete." West: "According to you or according to them?" #txlege #swtw #hb2 #DeuellSmirk
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Deuell calls self-reporting "the fox watching the hen house". #txlege #swtw #hb2 #DeuellSmirk
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
West: "No one has ever complained about the reporting." #txlege #swtw #hb2 #DeuellSmirk
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Deuell: "I have a whole packet of stories." West: "Do you wanna turn that over to the authorities?" #txlege #swtw #hb2 #DeuellSmirk
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Deuell: "I don't know of any other group of physicians that don't take care of their patients." #txlege #swtw #hb2 #DeuellSmirk
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
West: "You're saying they aren't following a standard of care?" Deuell: "I am." #txlege #swtw #hb2 #DeuellSmirk
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Deuell says his patients tell him they can't call their abortion providers. But they can call Deuell?? #txlege #swtw #hb2 #DeuellSmirk
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Hey, remember with McCarthy had a list of card-carrying communists? But you weren't allowed to see it? #txlege #swtw #hb2 #DeuellSmirk
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
If I have a heart-attack watching this, someone call Deuell for me. ONLY HE may treat me in an emergency. #txlege #swtw #hb2 #DeuellSmirk
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
West: "You're saying that ALL of them don't follow that standard of care?" Deuell: "I don't know." #txlege #swtw #hb2 #DeuellSmirk
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
West: "Do you believe there's an equal protection issue here?" Deuell: "I think it's a safety issue." #txlege #swtw #hb2 #DeuellSmirk
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Is/was West a lawyer? He's HAMMERING Deuell. It's amazing. #txlege #swtw #hb2 #DeuellSmirk
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
West: "You've gotta have specific evidence that we can put int he record. Not in Sweden! Not in Florida! In Texas!." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
West: "The fact of the matter is, we had more testimony from people who don't support this law than ones who did." #txlege #swtw #hb2 YEAH.
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Deuell: "A lot of those people weren't physicians." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Deuell: "ACOG and other organizations do NOT represent the rank-and-file physicians." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Deuell: "I remind you that ACOG opposed the Affordable Care Act," so West shouldn't care what ACOG says. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
@AnaMardoll Oreally? Cuz this poor woman speaks multiple languages, 4.0 gpa, & can do everything from fixing her car to doing her own taxes
— Jenni (@dogsmycopilot) July 12, 2013
No, sorry, if you don't make more than $100k a year, you are unsophisticated. #GOP #txlege #swtw #hb2 @dogsmycopilot
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Deuell: "I don't remember anybody's name, but there were ObGyns testifying for the bill." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Deuell: "I wish we had a jury." West: "You HAVE a jury. Look around." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Which is worse: Hegar or Deuell? Weigh in. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
West: "When the governor signs this law [laughs] and he WILL sign it..." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
West: "If there's a lawsuit filed, and there WILL be..." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Hegar: "I would hope that a lawsuit is not filed." West: "There will be." Hegar: "OK." West: "I promise you. I PROMISE." #txlege #swtw
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Hegar makes a joke of being afraid of answering questions from lady Senator Garcia. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Garcia: "Who brought you this bill?" Hegar: "It's something me and my staff worked on." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Hegar: "I've worked with, for lack of a better word, so-called pro-life groups." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Hegar now trying to tell Garcia that he & his staff wrote #HB2 (#SB1), rather than having it handed to him from ALEC #txlege
— NARAL Pro-Choice TX (@naraltx) July 12, 2013
Hegar does not recall testimony about incest. Lovely. #txlege #swtw #hb2 I FUCKING DO.
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
"You heard the gut wrenching tearful testimonies?" "I would say more than a few were tearful." "I did not hear any that were rape & incest"
— feminist sonar (@FeministSonar) July 12, 2013
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