Twitter feed from last night (not counting my Jail account), courtesy compilation of Matt Venhaus, who is literally saving me from having my fingers fall off from overuse. THANK YOU.
(NOTE: Still being compiled. Fully one billion tweets after the jump.)
Ophthalmologist: "Our oath: First, do no harm." #txlege #swtw #hb2 (Second: Have your bestie Nelson drag women out when they get uppity.)
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Quick guide: Person is talking. Pro-choice or anti-choice? Are they a white man? IF yes, THEN anti-choice. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Miracle premie baby lived because Love. My god, these people think Star Wars Episode 3 is SCIENCE. #txlege #swtw #HB2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Hancock: "When a baby is touched by his mother, his VITALS improve." #SCIENCE #excelsior #txlege #swtw #HB2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Hancock: "In a state where you can have an abortion for ANY REASON AT ALL up to seven months." #txlege #swtw #HB2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
By the way, for the record, Hancock had NO QUESTION. That as a Wednesday-night church testifying session. #txlege #swtw #HB2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
It's another white man who isn't Watson or Whitmire, so ten dollars says this guy (Patrick) is anti-choice. #txlege #swtw #HB2 YEP.
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Patrick: "I wish a woman didn't have an abortion. But that's the law of the land. *pout*" #txlege #swtw #HB2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Patrick: "I value HER life as much as the life in the womb. Everyone for this bill values BOTH lives." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Patrick: "The first RU486 acts like chemotherapy." #txlege #swtw #HB2 FUCK. YOU.
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Sen. Patrick says that RU486 is chemotherapy. IT. IS. NOT. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Patrick says RU486 is "death by drugs" and physician must be sure "that baby has been flushed out of her system". #txlege #swtw #HB2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Patrick says non-supporters of the bill "are not concerned about the life of the woman" because RU486 is 700% more likely to kill you.
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
I had a surgery last year. When I was in pain for nights after, I couldn't reach my surgeon at midnight. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT. #txlege #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
I invite Sen. Patrick to choose between taking an RU486 pill versus a full round of chemo. Just for FACTS. #txlege #swtw #HB2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Remember when sonograms weren't germane? Deuell talking about 1890s germ theory for 10 minutes IS. #txlege #swtw #HB2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Deuell: "AMA opposed Medicaid and Medicare in 1985." JUST AS I DO NOW. #txlege #swtw #HB2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Deuell: "Medical literature is mixed...conflicting evidence." SO JUST TOSS IT. NO WORRIES! #txlege #swtw #HB2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Deuell on the floor LITERALLY saying date systems are identical because fertilization is ALWAYS 2 weeks from period. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Deuell: "We've had a lot of publicity that isn't even about what this bill is about." #txlege #swtw #HB2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Deuell: "If those doctors will make a case for changes AFTER the bill becomes law, we can entertain that." #txlege #swtw #HB2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Deuell: "They certainly don't need to close given the amount of money they're taking in." #txlege #swtw #HB2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Deuell: "If they [Orange shirts] can direct that passion, they can ensure the clinics don't close." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Deuell: (speaking of Wendy Davis) "My mother was a single mom, too." SO THERE. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
BTW, Deuell has not asked a question. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Proceeding to the amendments. A reminder: If you're not following my Twitter Jail account, it is @MardollAna #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Silly girl, he means with money and construction workers. SUBMIT QUIETLY TO THE LAWS OF YOUR WHITE MALE OVERLORDS. @kingdomofwench
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
I want Van De Putte to motion that the white male anti-choicers can only yammer on in the presence of a abortion physician. #txlege #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
No, scratch that. It makes the abortion clinics able to enter into transfer agreements if they are licensed. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
West: "You have said you want licensed abortion clinics to be on par with ASC. They have the right to enter transfer agreements." #hb2 #swtw
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
@AnaMardoll one that has admitting privileges at a hospital in Austin.
— kate averett (@convergecollide) July 12, 2013
Urestes #2. Allow for exemption from 20-week ban for victims of rape or incest. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
By the way, I'm not going to report Passed/Tabled because we ALL KNOW they will be tabled. #Laubenberg #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Urestes: "Don't kid yourself into thinking rape is a rare occurrence. 1 out of 5 Texas women." YES. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Urestes: "Only 19% of rapes are committed by strangers... helps explain under-reporting of rape." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Urestes: "Age group with the highest number of rape victim was 10-12 years old." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Urestes: "A vote against my amendment isn't just a vote against victims. It's a vote against CHILD victims." #txlege #swtw #hb2 #DropTheMic
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Urestes: "R.victims 3x more likely for depression, 6x more likely for PTSD, 4x more likely to suicide." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Urestes: "They say 'they have 5 months to decide'. But stats show they don't tell for at least a YEAR." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Thank you, he did. 10-14, people. #correction #txlege #swtw #hb2 TYPING SO FAST. @anerdyfeminist
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Urestes: "The LEAST we can do is give that victim 4 more weeks. One measly month to DECIDE. Doesn't mean they will." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Urestes: "Give them the necessary time to make one of the most difficult decisions of their life." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Urestes: "The U.S. House DID pass an exception for victims of rape and/or incest." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Urestes: "There's NO [appropriate] discussion of 'personal responsibility' for a woman's rape." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Urestes talks really damn fast and says good things. Deuell talks slow and says bullshit. Sigh. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Urestes: "This amendment will not impact the bill. But it will have an impact for child victims of rape and incest." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Urestes: "Have the courage to STAND UP for those VICTIMS. We will be scored by those VICTIMS." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Whitmire: "I think we need to slow down. Respectfully, the members need to not make a political vote." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Whitmire shares that senators have said they will vote for NO amendments. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Whitmire: "How would a 14-year old rape victim know she is pregnant?" #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
HEY, LET'S ASK AN ACTUAL RAPE VICTIM INSTEAD OF PRIVILEGED MEN. #sigh #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
"They're living in the home of their rapist. She's never had a menstrual cycle. She doesn't undrstnd the concept of pregnancy." #txlege #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Whitmire: "We gotta get away from [pro-lifers] saying they're gonna score you for voting on a bill." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Whitmire: "Not speculation. DOCUMENTED. 10, 12, 14 year old girls. This is not ELECTIVE. This is a cry out for help." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 12, 2013
Yes, sorry Good grief, me. ANTI-choice group threatening to score them. #type #txlege #swtw #hb2 Typing too fast. @as_kell
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
@AnaMardoll You meant antichoice group, yes?
— Kelli (@as_kell) July 12, 2013
@AnaMardoll can the CPC now start saying that abortion treats cancer then?
— Jackie A. (@colorlessblue) July 12, 2013
Yes, I meant to type "pro-life" or "anti-choice". #facepalm #txlege #swtw #hb2 @stuckinspincycl
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Typo. Pro-life groups sending threatening letters. #correction #txlege #swtw #hb2 @rcryland
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Garcia: "They're not aware. They haven't been told. Their parents think it's just weight gain." #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Illinois now, too? It's a coordinated, whole scale GOP assault on reproductive health.
— Bearded Stoner (@beardedstoner) July 13, 2013
If they ban it all at once, we can't drive to other states. #txlege #swtw #hb2 @beardedstoner
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Seriously. And I've been doing this since Jun 25 filibuster. #txlege #swtw #hb2 TIRED. @stuckinspincycl
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
I am so depressed that Sen. Urestes has to PROVE to the Repubs that rape victims are not all 20-something sluts. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Thank you, @leticiavdp for supporting choice in the awesomest of ways. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Thank you @CarlosUresti, for standing up for victims of rape and incest, and fighting for their choice. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Thank you @JoseforTexas, for standing up for Texas women's choice. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Thank you @Menendez4Texas, for standing for choice. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Lucio says "obvs I'm very compassionate to children. *sniff* Esp. when we abort 'em." #txlege #swtw #hb2 Dude, shut the fuck up.
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Thank you @DawnnaDukes, for standing up for choice. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Thank you @DonnaHowardTX, for standing up for choice. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Thank you @GeneforTexas, for standing up for choice. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Thank you @SenRoyceWest, for standing up for choice. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Thank you @WendyDavisTexas, for all that you've done to stand up for choice. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Thank you @KirkPWatson, for standing for women's choice. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Thank you @RodneyEllis, for standing for women's choice. #txlege #swtw #hb2
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Hegar: "Rape is the most terrible crime you can do to anyone else." I CAN THINK OF ONE. #ForcedPregnancy #hb2 #txlege #swtw
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Urestes: "What do I tell these victims? That the sonogram bill was 'different'?!" #hb2 #txlege #swtw
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Hegar says no need for amendment because the "small child's" life will be endangered. #hb2 #txlege #swtw
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Except that your SHITTY BILL forces doctors to WAIT until it's rilly-rilly life-threatening. #hb2 #txlege #swtw As opposed to maiming.
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Shit, I've been typing Urestes. It's #Uresti. I'm sorry about that. #hb2 #txlege #swtw
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Yes! Having poop thrown at you is JUST LIKE RAPE. Goodbye, troll. @ATXlauren
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Sorry, Hegar is saying the victim can't carry preg without threat to life, so the life-exception covers. #hb2 #txlege #swtw @niais @naraltx
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
C'mon Nelson, make me proud. Ah, she's arguing that the amendment would DELAY the bill. #hb2 #txlege #swtw FUCK VICTIMS, AMIRIGHT.
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Nelson: "MANY of us share Sen. Uresti's concerns." BUT NOT ENOUGH TO ACCEPT THE AMENDMENT. #hb2 #txlege #swtw
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Nelson: "Whatever punishment we issue should be enhanced. No opportunity for parole." But they do get free babies! #hb2 #txlege #swtw
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Nelson: "That amendment COULD put this bill is jeopardy." GEE, MAYBE IT'S NOT READY YET THEN. #hb2 #txlege #swtw
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
FUCK YES, WHITMIRE. "We're NOT here to talk about the rapist. We're talking about the VICTIM." FUCK YES. #hb2 #txlege #swtw
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Whitmire: "The ONLY come-back is that this will jeopardize the bill? Do we NOT HAVE TWO MORE WEEKS?!?!?!" #hb2 #txlege #swtw
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Whitmire: "People are saying 'good concept, support it in the future.' Sen. Hegar DO WE NOT HAVE TWO MORE WEEKS?!?!" #hb2 #txlege #swtw
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Whitmire: "What is more valuable than the lives of every Texan that this involves? We're talking about 12 year old CHILDREN." #hb2 #txlege
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Whitmire: "The ONLY excuse is that it might jeopardize this bill when we have TWO WEEKS left." #hb2 #txlege #swtw
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Whitmire: "I will wait all night long for a good reason why we can't do this." #hb2 #txlege #swtw
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Whitmire: "I WATCHED the House consider this amendment. It voted along PARTY LINES. Let's leave politics outside." #hb2 #txlege #swtw
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Whitmire: "Quit paying attention that someone's going to GRADE YOU." #hb2 #txlege #swtw
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Whitmire: "God is my witness, this amendment is NOT to muck up this legislation." #hb2 #txlege #swtw
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Hegar is kind of fucking creepy being all calm about child rape. Just sayin'. #hb2 #txlege #swtw
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Whitmire: "I believe in all due respect it was a strategy." OF COURSE IT WAS. #hb2 #txlege #swtw
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
Nelson and Hegar were trying to push the amendment because it could push back to the house. #hb2 #txlege #swtw
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
The amendment for rape/incest only applies to minors, btw. Out of luck, rape victims over 17-yo! #hb2 #txlege #swtw
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) July 13, 2013
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