Index: Handbook for Mortals

Handbook for Mortals

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Label: Handbook for Mortals

» Handbook for Mortals Intro and Chapter 0, “The Fool” or “There Must Be Something More Than This Technicolor Dream Hair Life”
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 1, “The Magician” or “That’s not how any of this works.”
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 2, The Hermit or “Cifnaf annataz””
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 3, The Hierophant or “Nothing Happened.”
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 4, The Empress or “Star Trek Season 1 Episode 14 ‘Court Martial'”
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 5, The Emperor or “Dive And Blush And Blush And Dive And Blush And Blush And Blush.”
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 6, The Moon or “Total Drama High School”
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 7, Strength (part 1) or “Rebel Without A Clue”
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 7, Strength (part 2) or “Circus Of The Stars”
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 8, The Star (part 1) or “If you’re in love, show me! Show me!”
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 8, The Star (part 2) or “Have you ever noticed how much I say ‘um’? YOU WILL TODAY.”
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 8, The Star (part three) or “Carrie, but with lemonade”
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 9, Temperance or “I’m sorry that people are jealous of me…but I can’t help it that I’m popular.”
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 10, The Hanged Man or “Internalized Misogyny, Rinse, Repeat”
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 11, “The Devil” or “Readers’ Digest Condensed Boring Parts”
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 12, “The Sun” or “Art Imitates Life.”
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 13, The High Priestess or “The Big Skew”
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 14, Wheel of Fortune or “Fifty Shades of Mac”
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 15, The Tower (part 1) or “The first time the card in the chapter title was actually applicable to what happens in the plot”
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 15, The Tower (part 2) or “This is the part where adapting the screenplay into a book got hard”
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 16, Justice or “Girlfriend in a coma/I know it’s serious”
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 17, The Lovers or “Shot through the heart/and you’re to blame/darlin’ you give love a bad name”
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 18, The Chariot (part 1) or “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend”
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 18, The Chariot (part 2) or “No One Is Responsible For Their Actions”
» Interlude: I read the Handbook For Mortals screenplay. It is worse than you could possibly imagine.
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 19, Death (part one) or “Super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 19, Death (part two) or “THAT’S IT I’M SETTING THIS BLOG AND THEN MYSELF ON FIRE.”
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 20, Judgement or “Aptly named, considering what I’m about to do to it.”
» Handbook For Mortals Chapter 21, The World or “You’re never going to guess where the plot finally shows up.”

Note: Last updated 09/12/2018.