I'm trying to fall asleep to Rifftrax Berserker Hell's Warrior on Amazon Prime and it's amazing. Valkyrie Brunhilde is apparently represented by stock footage of a vampire????
They're....they're really going with this?"
Wait a minute.
V a l k y r i e
V a m p i r e
"The bite of the Valkyrie makes us strong."
THEY HAVE GLOWING VAMPIRE WOMEN AND THEY'RE CALLING THEM VALKYRIES.
I'm not ok, I'm calling a manager, any manager will do.
They're hissing and making claw hands with their fingers!???!
They're warring and some guy just Leroy Jenkinsed.
Wait what suddenly 30 minutes in and we're in Modern Era???? I've never experienced whiplash quite as bad as this.
I... There are...Vikings in Modern Times and they're breaking into a maximum security ward in an attempt to kill the vampire there.
How is she reincarnated if she's an immortal vampire who doesn't die?????
VALKYRIE ARE MAKING AN ARMY OF VAMPIRE WARRIORS TO OVERTHROW ODIN WHAT.
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